Chris Sharp does the countin' and
Jason Carter does the fiddlin'
She's got the beauty of an angel
she acts like she's the Queen of Sheba
she's got the mind of Albert Einstein
and the charms of an amoeba
She's got a problem for each solution
and she gives me some great headaches
she puts on her sexy nighty
and then I can't keep her awake
but I Love that girl
yeah I love that girl
she's a crazy little miss
and she always burns my grits
but I love that girl
then Jason plays it on the fiddle....
She's as purty as she can be boys
but just as jealous as she can be
of those older sweeter women
and they're just friends of little ole me
She inspires songs and drunken fits
she put the lean in the Tower of Pisa
she loves everything I ain't
she's Leonardo's 'Mona Lisa'
But I love that girl
yeah I love that girl
she's a lazy little miss
and she hates to hug and kiss
but I love that girl
banjo instrumental
She's faster than a speeding bullet
and ornery as a rattlesnake
she's like a sister to old Hitler
and stouter than a garlic milkshake
she's as country as a stick
and rougher than an old corncob
she wants a man with lots of money
so she won't need no job
but I love that girl
yeah I love that girl
life with her's the pits
and devoid of any bliss
but I love that girl
she likes to sing those country songs
and she can play that old time fiddle
she goes to war with all our neighbors
and then she puts me in the middle
no drugs or alcohol for me
she works me like I am a farmer
she uses me just like a warclub
in her battle with her Karma
Ronnie McCoury and his new Gibson F-5 mandolin...
she used to hate those snowy winters
she longed for spring and ocean sands
I bought a hat, cane, carrot and buttons
then she ran off with my Snowman!!!
but I loved that girl
I kinda liked that girl
she's a purty little miss
but she's a white supremacist
and I just don't need that girl
